Neti pot

[Y]
Waterboarding? Ha!
Get those terrorists to talk
With a neti pot

[J]
Say, hey there, big boy
Come over here and let me
Please you nasally

[Y]
Why I clean my pipes
Once a day? So I can keep
The doctor away

[J]
Come on, let's face it
This may be healthy, but I
Look ridiculous

[J]
Is it possible
To look at this picture and
Not see a phallus?

[J]
I don't mind the jokes;
'Cause as you can clearly see
Blondes have way more fun

[Y]
I have more than air
In between my ears; you see
I have water too

[J]
Dude, I'm so wasted!
This wicked neti pot is
Waaaay better than crack

[Y]
Lady, you have hit
rock bottom in Hollywood
with this funky ad

[Y]
Your best glamor shot?
Are you kidding me? You're done
in Hollywood now

[J]
Hard up for a job?
Desp'rate for that next paycheck?
Then shout, "Neti pot!"

[Y]
Sing all together,
"I'm a little neti pot
Up your nose, here is..."

[J]
How much would you bet
That neti pots in action
Are some dude's fetish?

[J]
I'll be honest here...
This ad isn't exactly
Selling the product

[MB]

Hear my fervent plea:

Flush my head of this foul snot!

Save me, Neti Pot.