Opening Ceremony

[Y]
Olympic patience
exercised as I await
the games to begin

[Y]
Hypnotic son et
lumiere at Bird's Nest silence
"Free Tibet!" protests

[J]
Vast Chinese forests
Inspired it. But with fireworks,
I just see Don King.

Jack Handey

[Y]
You are fictitious,
Just created by a dude
whose name's Jack Handey

[J]
Your identity,
Once a mystery, is now
A mere enigma

[J]
Come now, be honest:
Other thoughts spring to mind when
I say, "Jack Handey."